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ACADEMIC DOGGY

by MC The Bood Posse

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Professor Tia is a dog with a big IQ and an even bigger heart

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ACADEMIC DOGGY!

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Academic doggy
Teaches sociology
She’s done her PHD
In Sanskrit philosophy
Master of the house
Lord of the postie
She chewed on his leg
Like a chop bone roastie

From humble beginnings
T Bag in a hole
Dad ‘s sculling metho
Inbred and on the dole

Doggy’s whisked away
In a burnt out commodore
To live the life of wisdom
A scholar an outlaw

I drove her round Oz
And sparked fire in her brain
Now Tia’s an intellect
She puts me to shame

She does a little textiles
And studio painting
She chases the ball
When she’s not creating


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Did you hear about Tia
She invented the wheel
She mastered the mayhem
In a high heel

The hound’s a pro skater
She shreds Fitzy bowl
She hangs with Tas Pappas
Doggy got soul

Tia built a sail ship
To cruise Merri Creek
She floated upstream
With the tide looking bleak

She started veganism
You might find this absurd
That she fiends for the taste
Of the thick bean curd

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Sitting in her kennel
Writing science fiction
For Tia it’s a hit
It’s her latest addiction

So if you see the hound
Going for a walk
Don’t ask to stroke her coat
Don’t even stop and talk

You see Tia’s a professor
An intellect of sorts
She’s written 12 theses
Whilst wearing board shorts

Oh yes Academic doggy
Looks like David Bowie
When she sings fame
Its quite uncanny
Master of the East
Lord of the West
She has to walk the hood
In a bullet proof vest

Bowie where’s your mic
Bust out a little note
Put on your leggings
And your leopard print coat

Bring your tennis ball
Come and sit on my lap
Lets discuss world peace
Before you tire and nap

Tia wants a scratchy
Doggy loves to run
She chews on timber
As she rolls in the sun

With green human eyes
And a spray paint tail
I’d stay away from Tia
If your delivering mail

PROFESSOR TIA

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released January 1, 2017

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MC The Bood Posse WA, Australia

With fresh calypso flavour, MC The Bood Posse delivers comical tales about life and all that is. Fruit and vegetables work as a motif, woven into their rhymes as a world of whimsy is conjured up. It’s a theatrical hip hop extravaganza seasoned with a bunch of spicy beats. ... more

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